"There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge."  -

Scarlett Johansson, when asked if we see Black Widow and Hawkeye in a romantic situation.

(via gottastaycalm)

ionce-wasakid:

HOW IS THIS NOT REBLOGGED MORE

My religion teacher just said this in a review of my anti-popularity essay:

“Imagine someone who was charismatic, 

intelligent, ethical, hard-working, creative- popular and smart and kind.”

Aka the nonexistant person who lives in antartica and lives off jellybeans 

pockytardis:

              destiel                   destieldestieldestiel         destieldestiel                                                                                    

    destiel           destiel                 destiel                     destiel        destiel                                                 

 destiel                 destiel              destiel                     destiel  destiel                                                

   destiel             destiel                destiel                     destiel                                                            

              destiel                            destiel                     destiel                                                             

• Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
• Me: LOKI?
• Teacher: Pardon?
• Me: The God of Mischief.
• Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
• Me: I don't have it.
• Teacher: What?
• Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
• Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
• Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
• Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
• Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
• Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
• Me: How's your coffee?
• Teacher: What?
• Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
• Teacher: I don't-
• Me: There's no gas in the tank.
• Teacher: What-
• Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
• Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
• Me: LOKI'D.
• Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
• Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
• Teacher: Preferably several someones?
• Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
• Teacher: Restrain her.
• Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
• Teacher: What even.
• Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.

shotgunanderson:

when you have a million fic ideas but can’t write　

lihhelsing:

I can’t resist <3